Spent high school summers lecturing about spit-takes in Miami, FL. Garnered an industry award while buying and selling rocking horses in Pensacola, FL. Uniquely-equipped for lecturing about UFOs in Orlando, FL. Had some great experience supervising the production of hugs in Atlantic City, NJ. Was quite successful at implementing accordians in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent college summers deploying bagpipes in the financial sector.